Twenty Things All Les Mills Instructors Will Know – Updated and 100% new content (take that 80% new content Advanced Training)

1. The words Recommended and Required mean different things.
2. Les Mills have Live Chat- when did that happen!?
3. You won’t need to do 2 touchpoints a year if you fall out of a tree and break your leg whilst rescuing your cat in December.
4. Yes, that appears to be the only example of special circumstances anyone of Facebook can imagine.
5. Other than that you do.
6. Except maybe you don’t.
7. It’s complicated.
8. But Tribal Gatherings do still count as a Touchpoint for all your programmes.
9. Yes even if you don’t do that programme on the day.
10. Maybe check on Facebook though just in case?
11. Talking of Tribal Gatherings – Combat and Step will apparently always clash.
12. Body Balance will always be on at the crack of dawn.
13. This is just the law now. Like wearing Reebok is #thankyoureebok
14. Future instructors will one day know of Aim 1 and Aim 2 in the same way I know of actual physical copies of releases – a mythical thing people more experienced that me reminisce about! I mean imagine waiting for the postman to deliver your DVDs!
15. We will now do Advanced Training.
16. Advanced Training is quite pricey though so Black Friday probably definitely needs to happen!
17. Advanced, Elite – does anyone now know how the hierarchy works?
18. Nobody knows how Tribe Coaches will be made now – can we cope with this much change in one go?
19. But the portal seems able to cope with quarterly bookings this time round – what will we talk about on Facebook?
20. Ahhh Virtual- we will talk about Virtual.

*Note this is intended as a tounge in cheek look at recent developments in the world of the Tribe and not intended to be taken too seriously!