- The words Recommended and Required mean different things.
- Les Mills have Live Chat- when did that happen!?
- You won’t need to do 2 touchpoints a year if you fall out of a tree and break your leg whilst rescuing your cat in December.
- Yes, that appears to be the only example of special circumstances anyone of Facebook can imagine.
- Other than that you do.
- Except maybe you don’t.
- It’s complicated.
- But Tribal Gatherings do still count as a Touchpoint for all your programmes.
- Yes even if you don’t do that programme on the day.
- Maybe check on Facebook though just in case?
- Talking of Tribal Gatherings – Combat and Step will apparently always clash.
- Body Balance will always be on at the crack of dawn.
- This is just the law now. Like wearing Reebok is #thankyoureebok
- Future instructors will one day know of Aim 1 and Aim 2 in the same way I know of actual physical copies of releases – a mythical thing people more experienced that me reminisce about! I mean imagine waiting for the postman to deliver your DVDs!
- We will now do Advanced Training.
- Advanced Training is quite pricey though so Black Friday probably definitely needs to happen!
- Advanced, Elite – does anyone now know how the hierarchy works?
- Nobody knows how Tribe Coaches will be made now – can we cope with this much change in one go?
- But the portal seems able to cope with quarterly bookings this time round – what will we talk about on Facebook?
- Ahhh Virtual- we will talk about Virtual.
*Note this is intended as a tounge in cheek look at recent developments in the world of the Tribe and not intended to be taken too seriously!