10 Things I Wish Someone Else Would Write a Blog About

Because I have zero idea!

1. How to not to eat EVERY.SINGLE.PIECE.OF.CHOCOLATE.I.SEE.EVER (I’ve just stolen someone elses advent calender chocolate. True story!).
2. How do people get up on their first alarm? I mean if it’s possible why was the snooze function invented?
3. How do you put eyeliner on without looking like you’re a member the living dead?
4. How do Les Mills Instructors learn their releases weeks before launch date? #lastminute.com.
5. How to stop your laundry basket from overflowing. Seriously as soon as I almost get it empty it’s full again!
6. Gardening for idiots.
7. How to flirt without looking like you’re having some kind of fit.
8. What to do with protein powder you really don’t like the taste of but have purchased 4 million kilos of.
9. How to get bendier when you are built out of the least bendiest thing you can think of.
10. How to use the toasters when you go down to breakfast in a hotel (they scare me).

If you have written a blog about any of these please point me to it!