At some point you will have mimed out choreography in a bar. And your non Les Mills friends thought it was H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. … Honest…
This is where fellow instructor friends come into their own – because they will think it’s hilarious – and join in.
Turning up to events in the same outfit as others is less of a fashion faux pas in Les Mills land compared to the rest of the world – in fact it’s expected.
You will always find us in Nandos pre or post events.
The shame of turning up at Quarterlies in Nike.
You can practice an entire release of Pump choreography with your little finger.
If you want to build the biggest back catalogue possible you should probably buy the oldest release on the portal first. But don’t take my word for it – if you ask Facebook at least twenty people will confirm this – the rest will tell you that release 12 was amazing despite the fact you can only buy as far back as release 72 on the portal thus rendering their advice pointless.
Song lyrics are more controversial than you would think.
The number for the office is 020 7264 0200
Training biceps makes a lot of people suddenly need a wee (weirdly if you’re doing a 45-minute class clean and presses have the same effect).
Body Balance is NOT a nice little stretching class. It hurts your legs… and abs… The people who tell you to go for a nice stretch are sadistic and probably the type of people who can do a headstand in yoga.
A sprawl is a sneaky way of making people do burpees.
You must be able to whoop and clap in tandem in order to pass Body Attack.
You have to be slightly sadistic to actually enjoy GRIT.
Body Combat instructors would be great to have around in the event of a fight as long as that fight was carried out to a eight-count beat with modified martial arts moves.
You probably don’t want to be back late from lunch on a module unless you like push-ups or burpees.
Can someone cover my Body Step class. TIA? I’m not going to say when or where the class is because that would be too easy…
If you’re me you possibly though TIA was some kind of weird greeting like Kia Ora – took me about 6 months to realise….