- At some point you will have mimed out choreography in a bar. And your non Les Mills friends thought it was H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. … Honest…
- This is where fellow instructor friends come into their own – because they will think it’s hilarious – and join in.
- Turning up to events in the same outfit as others is less of a fashion faux pas in Les Mills land compared to the rest of the world – in fact it’s expected.
- You will always find us in Nandos pre or post events.
- The shame of turning up at Quarterlies in Nike.
- You can practice an entire release of Pump choreography with your little finger.
- If you want to build the biggest back catalogue possible you should probably buy the oldest release on the portal first. But don’t take my word for it – if you ask Facebook at least twenty people will confirm this – the rest will tell you that release 12 was amazing despite the fact you can only buy as far back as release 72 on the portal thus rendering their advice pointless.
- Song lyrics are more controversial than you would think.
- The number for the office is 020 7264 0200
- Training biceps makes a lot of people suddenly need a wee (weirdly if you’re doing a 45-minute class clean and presses have the same effect).
- Body Balance is NOT a nice little stretching class. It hurts your legs… and abs… The people who tell you to go for a nice stretch are sadistic and probably the type of people who can do a headstand in yoga.
- A sprawl is a sneaky way of making people do burpees.
- You must be able to whoop and clap in tandem in order to pass Body Attack.
- You have to be slightly sadistic to actually enjoy GRIT.
- Body Combat instructors would be great to have around in the event of a fight as long as that fight was carried out to a eight-count beat with modified martial arts moves.
- You probably don’t want to be back late from lunch on a module unless you like push-ups or burpees.
- Can someone cover my Body Step class. TIA? I’m not going to say when or where the class is because that would be too easy…
- If you’re me you possibly though TIA was some kind of weird greeting like Kia Ora – took me about 6 months to realise….
- Same with FOMO…
- Touching noses with strangers is a thing.
Category: Les Mills
Core Stability Classes
Core Stability Classes.
There are lot’s of benefits to having a strong core.
For instance it allows you to carry out every day tasks with more ease (picking things up, carrying things etc.), reduces risk of injury, makes you stronger, means you can lift more.
I teach one class per week.
A lot of people come thinking ‘Abs class’.
In some gyms they may actually be listed as Abs classes to be fair.
But mine is listed as Core Stability.
So I do some targeted work to the abs (crunches and their variations, back extensions etc.).
But 80% plus of my 30 minute class focuses on bigger moves that target the whole trunk of the body however (shoulders, back, glutes, hamstrings and quads as well as the mid section).
So we do a lot of plank work, squats, lunges, use resistance bands to work through the shoulders. I’m also quite fond of burpees (teaching them, less so doing them).
Sometimes I do circuits where we may deadlift, use medicine balls (ball slams, wall balls), use Kettlebells (Swings, Turkish Get Ups) etc.
Essentially though whilst I do teach Core Stability as a class in it’s own right I believe that you can (and probably already do) work on core strength within your current training regime.
Deadlifts, overhead squats, lunges, push ups amongst others will all work on increasing core strength.
Classes such as Les Mills Body Combat will work your mid section almost without you realising.
So go to a ‘Core’ class if you enjoy them (most centres have their own versions and there are brands such as Les Mill CX Worx) – they definitely have their place – and most classes now are more functional and less about doing moves which work only a few targeted muscles. However, the core is the trunk of your body and you can strengthen it effectively through many types of training and without doing 30 minutes of pure isolated crunches.
One thing to note. The thing I get asked most often after my core classes. How can I get a 6 pack? Now I don’t have a 6 pack so I can’t really claim to be any form of expert here.
The answer almost definitely lies in your diet though. No amount of 30 minute ab classes alone are going to create one (sorry).
But you can get stronger, fitter and feel great by adding some functional core training into your life (it’s just I think if you already go to the gym you probably already do some without even thinking about it!).
Top Tips-
If you are new to classes and want to try a Core Class:
- Like all classes don’t worry about being new- say hi to the instructor and they will watch out for you.
- Still take water- they can be tough still
- Wear normal gym clothes and take trainers- some parts may be fine to do in bare feet but as I’ve indicated above not all sections of a core class will be lying down!
- In this class there will always be options – I give more options in Core class than any other. Really really really don’t be afraid to take the options. Here we want to focus on technique so it’s betetr doing what you can well than trying to do a ‘harder option’ and losing form.
- Control is also key – soemtimes instructors will use the beat (it’s Exercise to Music after all) but if you need to slow it down to do the reps properly do it.
Twenty things that you will know if you are a Les Mills Instructor
- You can make reference to Dan, Rachel, Glen, Lisa and Diana to any fellow instructor confident they will know exactly who you are talking about- we have no need for surnames here.
- Except for Kylie Gates- for some reason, you will always full name Kylie Gates.
- You’d probably quite like to go to New Zealand one day.
- You are in at least 500 Facebook groups.
- Once joining these groups it is a rule that you are required to use them as a substitute for Google – Does anyone know the number for the office?
- You have at least one friend on Facebook you know only through the LM Facebook page.
- You probably like spamming Facebook posts with pictures of cats… is it a rule that all LM instructors like cats?
- You see the Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme at least once a week.
- You can actually hold a debate about the use of dumbbells for at least an hour, even though you don’t really care because essentially a 5kg dumbbell weighs the same as a 5kg plate and is just easier to hold than most plates.
- Reading the comments section is often more entertaining than Eastenders.
- People who put an F in the comment section haven’t yet realised that you can follow a post by turning on notifications.
- You are keeping an eye out for a No Time For Average vest on the Vintage Emporium page.
- You probably have an opinion on the best trainers to wear for Body Attack.
- You own all the Reebok. Even though you never bought Reebok before you trained.
- Body Jammers have to sign a secret agreement that they will wear a checked shirt around their waist on Initial Module Training.
- All Combaters secretly wish they’d bring gloves back because gloves make you feel badass.
- You will have an opinion on the App.
- And the notes.
- You will either download the little recommended launch schedule at the start of the year or you will ask for it on Facebook every quarter – even though it’s saved in the File Section.
- If you go on Aim 2 and get the chance to pick your preference for which track you teach on Day 1 Sh’bamers, Jammers and Balancers will happily say they aren’t bothered – Pumpers will scratch the eyes out of their fellow Pumpers to teach their preferred track.
How to Guess the Season by your Group Exercise Class
I have two jobs so quite often do not see much day light / weather as I go from gym to office to gym day by day. If like me you lose track of the seasons worry not – your classes can provide handy hints as to where you are in the year, rendering the need for a calendar unnecessary.
January – Every class will be fully booked with a waiting list of one million. You will spend 50% of the class taking the register and persuading people to share the kit around fairly. You will not recognise half the room and everyone will be wearing brand new kit bought half price in the sales. The air con will break but it won’t bother anyone too much because it feels like it might snow,
February – Class numbers start to settle and will be busy apart from one particular day when you will see a dramatic drop in numbers as lots of people go out for hideously overpriced set menu meals instead of coming to the gym. The day after this happens make sure you pop to Tesco as there will be lots of half priced heart shaped chocolate available for purchase.
March – There will probably be about two inches of snow and your classes will be cancelled as the country grinds to a halt.
April – It starts to get lighter outside so numbers creep up a little, especially around Easter when everyone wants to burn off the 400 easter eggs and 500 units of alcohol they consumed over a 4 day period.
May – The start of the summer months. You will know when it’s sunny because class numbers will drop dramatically and the air con will break. If your gym is near a university people will start heading home for the summer.
June – The number of attendees will continue to indicate the quality of the British weather without you ever needing to step outside.
July – Is the air con working? Yes = It’s probably chilly today. No = We are definitely in the middle of a heat wave.
August – You will still know whether it is raining or sunny outside by how busy your classes are.
September – The summer is over and familiar faces will start to return after months of spending evenings having BBQs and other outdoor activities. If you are near a university a flurry of fresh faced people will start to arrive – and you will swear they look even younger than last years intake of students (they are not – you are just getting older) . Every class will be full with a waiting list of one million. You will spend 50% of the class taking the register and persuading people to share the kit around fairly. You may be a bit confused at this point that January has come around so quickly then will notice that the air con is broken and it’s far to warm to be January.
October –It’s getting dark now and some people will start to hibernate. Numbers will start to settle. It’s getting colder so the air con will definietly definietly work.
November – Numbers will continue to remain stable.If you have windows in your studio there will be no natural light – at any point of the day.
December – The ‘Sod it, it’s Christmas’ phenonomen means class sizes will start to half the day you open the first door on your advent calender. Everyone who does attend classes will mutter things about needing to burn off all the mince pies as they enter and leave the studio. You will start to see novelty gym kit as the big day gets closer.
World Cup – During the group stages you will know when England are playing because there will be a 50% reduction in attendance. If England progress the number of people in attendance during any England game will drop dramatically until finally when the semi finals come around you can be relatively confident you will be spending an hour in a studio alone. We will not even tempt fate by mentioning the possibility of England reaching the final!
What is and isn’t Role Model for a Fitness Professional / Brand
As a fitness instructor or PT, how does your own lifestyle and physique matter?
In recent months I have seen so many Facebook posts debating this issue in a variety of ways and from a wide range of perspectives:
- From an individual instructors point of view does it matter if you are, in less than perfect condition? What does out of shape even mean? What is too big or not fit enough? Can you go the opposite way and be intimidating or make people feel bad because of your physique or fitness? Is your lifestyle role model material and how do you balance your own real life situations with clients expectations of you? Does any of that even matter or should people just mind their own business?
- For Fitness brands – How should you select people to represent your brand? Should everyone look the same or should diversity matter? If diversity matters should that trump their ability to do the job? Are there some shapes that should not be represented no matter what public opinion says because they do not fit your brand or what you want to represent (perhaps you view them as unhealthy)?
For myself I have been overweight, I have been very skinny and am now less skinny, more lean. I’m not the strongest person in the world but could be described as reasonably strong. I’m definitely a work in progress.
I have had a lot of positive feedback from members over the last year as they have seen my body become leaner and more muscular / defined. I work in a gym where there are already instructors with very good physiques (far better than mine) who definitely inspire a lot of members. Equally however for many (particularly females) seeing my shape change has created a dialogue about how I’ve done it and hopefully created a positive message that progress takes time and patience and doesn’t just happen overnight. So for me for every member / client who wants their instructor to look like a Greek God there will be others who find more motivation from somebody who seems to be working on their own fitness at the same time. Likewise, I think people generally appreciate that instructors have real life problems too and perhaps they have been injured or ill and are coming back from that and may not be in their peak shape – that in itself can provide motivation and inspiration to people.
Physically therefore I think fitness instructors can be positive role models regardless of physique. Here I think the most important element is how we promote health and fitness. I tend to be about balance – we want to eat well and exercise to feel good and give us energy but we have to allow ourselves room to live too, and unless we are training for a very time specific goal 80/20 is a good rule to live by. How should you find that balance? For me there isn’t a right or wrong answer- what works for me may not for someone else. If we promote sensible healthy habits and show that we live by these rules I think we are decent role models – why pretend we never let a cake or glass of wine pass our lips and provide people with unrealistic expectations for themselves, which just set them up for failure. If we preach moderation but then over train ourselves or say you should eat everything in moderation but dangerously restrict our own calorie intake i don’t think that is great role modeling.
I think for fitness brands this issue is far more complex but the importance of presenting positive role models becomes even more important as these people will have greater exposure than your average fitness instructor.
These brands are businesses so how they select the people who will represent it naturally will depend on and reflect their values. For some people diversity seems to be the key – customers want to see a mixture of ages, sizes, backgrounds to make a brand feel inclusive- they want to feel represented. I tend to lean more to the school of thought that people should be selected because they are the best people for that job – not because they tick a box on an equality drive. Yes sometimes this means that some groups are under represented but this highlights the issue of why some groups are more or less likely to succeed in certain roles (e.g. why there tends to be fewer women on boards in business etc.) . Of course if people who are perfectly good for a role are overlooked because they are deemed too old, not skinny enough not attractive enough this would lead me to question that brands values.
It’s actually a more important marketing point than the mere morals of employment law however. If you area large brand with a big following the type of people you choose to represent you say something about your beliefs. Can you truly promote inclusivity and everyone being welcome in your world / sphere of the fitness arena if everyone who represents you is a size 8 and under 30? Do these people provide motivation – an inspirational image of what can be achieved? Or does it suggest to customers who are older or larger that they are inferior / do not fit in?
I appreciate this is difficult because if you are good enough to represent a big brand you are possibly at the top of your game – if you are at the top of your game are you therefore likely to be a certain age and size? Or does this train of reasoning exclude the fact that peak fitness isn’t limited to one size / shape / level and therefore there should be more diversity to show a variety of people a variety of ways they could work towards their fitness goals?
Finally, there is one particularly sensitive subject – regarding those people who are very very slim. I say this is sensitive as, the way I see it, there are different reasons someone could look very skinny. Some people are naturally very slight- they can try all sorts and struggle to put on weight- should these people be prevented to rising to the top of their fields any more than someone who naturally carries weight and find it hard to lose it? Some people this size however, will be small because they restrict their calorie intake in a way that is not healthy to promote. Is it responsible of a brand to allow these people to be presented to potentially susceptible customers as role models? How does one distinguish between the two? How do you stop the audience from trying to aspire to a physique that may only be attainable to them through starvation even if the person in question is just naturally built like this (it’s a similar debate to that of the Supermodel one which has been ongoing for years)?
On the same token, is it therefore also irresponsible to promote people as role models if they are overweight? Does this equally imply that this is a healthy aspiration? Is this balance between not wanting to encourage people to be stick thin or overweight the reason that for some brands everyone ends up looking the same? Is it possible to strike a balance?
To be honest whilst I know where I stand on individuals instructors being positive role models for their clients / members I’m not sure which side of the fence I sit for brands. I am torn between wanting more diversity in who is represented within the industry but also against a drive for diversity topping all other aims within fitness.
I do think that in an industry that is largely focused on aesthetics this type of debate is unlikely to ever be settled.
What happens at Tribal Gathering … goes on my Blog
My plan was to take a photo diary of what really happens at a Tribal Gathering whilst at the Liverpool Tribal Gathering this Saturday.
Turns out I’m rubbish at taking photos though and then even more rubbish about getting around to using them.
So here is the written version of what a Tribal Gathering / One Live / Les Mills Live/ GFX is really like:
- You will start the day in your best Reebok, hair washed cleaned and down (maybe straightened), there may be make up- all of this will last approximately one track into your first class.

- After this it’s endless top changes and baby wipe showers and an increasingly messy pony tail – depending on your mascara choices you may end up resembling Alice Cooper. The toilets start to resemble your bedroom
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- Except for some girls who somehow manage to maintain perfect hair and make up even as they are coming out of a GRIT session – these people are aliens
- There will always be ladies cooking small humans who make exercise look more effortless than you do (respect here!)!
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- Noone wears Nike… or Adidas
- In fact 90% of people will be in not only Reebok but the exact same outfit- picking people out of a crowd will be like playing Where’s Reebok Wally
- Body Pump is the first class of the day… for everyone… it’s the law. Unless you opt for Body Balance first… the Body Balancers are odd and us Pump people don’t really understand them… why would you stretch at the start of the day?????
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- Everyone has a Polar or Fitbit… otherwise I’m pretty sure your training doesn’t count
- Everyone will have a bag half the size of them. It will contain every piece of gym kit they own plus enough food to feed a small nation
- Bumbags and bands on water bottles- say no more
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- Everyone brings some form of sweets- Jelly babies, Haribo, pic n mix… it’s actually the law to consume sugar on days like this (normally whilst sat on the floor exhausted by life)
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- 20% of your day will be taken up with eating said sweets plus buying and inhaling coffee
- We gather in packs for this refueling and create much mess
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- You spend another 20% of the day running past people you haven’t seen for months whilst yelling greetings
- With the odd catch up towards the end of the day when you’re now too tired to dash to classes and accept you might be late for Combat
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- Another 20% is taken up with selfie taking (often on other people’s phones ahem)
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- There obviously also has to be a picture on stage after a class so it looks like you just taught it… here’s Lou pretending she just taught Sh’bam….
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- 10% of your time is spent trying to work out where room 2 is
- In the rest of your day you may do some classes! Perhaps … just one or two…. Or y’know – 5…
- Then you will get the required group selfie- otherwise you put all the calories just burnt back on plus 10%


- If you’re me you will not do a single class you booked onto but end up in random things like Barre because you got over excited and followed someone. You may not even know the person you followed
- You meet at least one person for the first time even though you’ve been Facebook friends for 3 years
- You find out your friends have hidden talents during Sh’bam then force them to perform for you whilst you take photos
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- All of this is done in the knowledge that you will be able to eat the mother of all cheat meals that evening (before the cake in this bag I had an immense hot dog and chips!)! All fitness instructors basically train to eat. If they tell you they don’t they are lying.
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My Beginners Guide to Dance Classes
I teach Zumba and Les Mill Sh’bam. I’m not a natural dancer but that’s ok. I think I’m actually an excellent example of how anyone can enjoy dance based exercise classes.
I’ve written in the past about how classes that look tough can be scary to start- but I totally get that for many dance classes are maybe even more off-putting. A lot of people put themselves into the two left foot category and think they will look stupid.
But – hand on heart these classes are so much fun.
Tough day ? Try going to a dance class and I challenge you not to leave smiling. The benefit of having exercised is almost just an added bonus.
So if you’ve been debating giving a class a go but haven’t been sure here’s my what you need to know tips so you walk into the room with some idea of what to expect (because let’s face it the unknown is always the scariest thing)
- First – Don’t worry about whether you think you can dance or not – just go and try
- This isn’t going to be learning a complicated routine to perform in front of your friends and family this is using dance moves to get the body moving and the heart rate up to burn calories and feel healthier and fitter
- It is still exercise so you may find the odd squat disguised as a dance move – it will help you tone up without even realising!
- Nobody cares what you look like – the other participants are going to be too caught up in what they are doing to watch you
- Likewise – there is a lot less technique to worry about in dance classes than some other classes out there so the instructor probably won’t mind if you are freestyling or doing something differently to them!
- It’s supposed to be fun – you are allowed to smile!
- If you get a move wrong you can just laugh and carry on – honest
- No instructor I know takes these classes so seriously that they will be offended if you freestyle a bit- if you aren’t sure about a move do whatever feels right to keep dancing – If you love a part of a track and go want to add your own style – do it. In fact I love it when regulars bust out their own moves on certain tracks
- Don’t think you won’t sweat- it sounds bonkers but my Fitbit normally tells me I’ve burnt more after teaching Zumba or Sh’bam than Body Pump! I put this down to enjoying it so much I forget how hard I’m working and so keep the energy high all through the class. It doesn’t mean you are unfit – it means the class is working as it should!
- Like all classes there are levels you can take. If your new or have any little niggles(back, knees etc.) you can walk moves through and take out the jumps (in fact you can do this just to get used to the class)- as you get more used to the routines you can take the energy as high as you like
- Don’t worry if everyone seems to instinctively know the moves and you feel like a fish out of water- we tend to repeat routines so regulars will know what’s coming – in a few weeks time you will too and the new person in the class will be looking at you thinking how do they know what’s coming!
- You can wear any gym kit that feels comfortable – do wear trainers though. We will not let you join in in bare feet (unless the class specifically says it is to be done this way!) – this is to stop you getting injured so don’t be offended by this
So which class should you choose?
I am obviously a bit biased towards the ones I teach! Honestly though – best thing I can suggest try all the ones on offer at your local gym and see which one you enjoy the most. There’s so many different styles there will be one for you and the best way is to give a few a go.
Your options include:
- Zumba – probably the best known dance class. These classes are all based on some key steps and contain a mixture of international music and rhythms. Each song is its own little self contained routine. The instructor won’t speak but will direct you with hand gestures and their movement. Every instructor will put their own spin on the class and prepare their own routines so if you can try a few different instructor’s classes to find one you gel with – and be aware if you go to someone elses class it may feel like starting Zumba all over again a bit!
- Les Mills Sh’bam – Different to Zumba in that it is choreographed, so whilst every instructor will bring their own personality, whichever you do it the moves will remain the same. New routines are introduced every three months for variety and there will be a variety of styles of dance and music but again each track will be it’s own little self contained routine – normally containing a couple of basic steps which are built up into a little dance combination.
- Les Mills Body Jam- Another pre choreographed class which means it will be the same whoever takes the class. Unlike Sh’bam and Zumba though this class builds up into one big routine. Each track will focus on one part of a routine which you dance through towards the end of the class. Slightly more dance focused whereas the moves in Zumba and Sh’bam tend to be more dance based exercises (in my opinion)
- Freestyle – Classes where the instructor designs the choreography and may use a mixture of styles or specify a type of dance (e.g. Street Dance) – these will all be different so don’t let one put you off trying another until you find your fit.
- Other choreographed classes e.g. Beachbody Cize, SOSA Dance – all with their own style and formats.
As well as being great exercise these classes can be freeing and massive mood boosters so I’d urge you, if you’ve been thinking about it, to give it a try. Remember nothing you do will be wrong and anything goes and just have fun!
What (I think) you need to know before you do your ETM / First IMT
I don’t mean how the course is structured, what it will cover or what you need to do to pass.
This isn’t what you need to know.
I mean the important things – the things no one tells you – the things I wish I’d have known the first time I went on each of these!
ETM
- You will spend approx 6 weeks grapevining. Constantly.
- To bad music.
- And by bad music – I mean the type of music I love- I loved the sound track for my ETM. I believe I am in a minority of one on this.
- You will get DOMS – specifically in your calf’s (blame the above grapevining).
- On day one you will realise that moving to the beat is one thing. Talking at the same time? Different matter.
- It’s ok though because on day 2 you’ll start to get the hang of this.
- You will start putting together your assessment class and decide a knee repeater is the best move ever and design your whole routine around it. It’s going to b the most creative ETM routine EVER. A masterpiece.
- Then you’ll realise how hard it is to find five progressions for a repeater knee and pick another move. Any move. Probably the box step.
- In fact you will have a grapevine and box step in your routine – I’m willing to put money on it.
- The practical days are long.
- On day one you will take a packed lunch of spinach and carrot juice. Because fitness instructors are healthy. And role models.
- On day two you will take bread and Haribo. Because bread and Haribos will ensure your survival.
- You will start to consider injecting coffee into your eyeballs as the weeks progress.
- You will bribe friends into letting you practice on them.
- They will tell you how amazing you are doing. Even though you’re still shit at this stage.
- You will cry. At least once.
- And by once I mean probably at least once a day.
- On the assessment day you will do your assessment plus take part in several others. Everyone there will be slightly shell shocked with how hard 3 hours of old school aerobics actually is. I return to your calf’s. You will probably cry.
IMT (Les Mills)
- You will spend more time learning your allocated track than you ever spend learning entire releases going forward.
- You will write a script that Shakespeare would be in awe of ahead of your first presentation.
- During the first morning you will realise you need to say completely different things to what you’ve scripted and have to start again.
- You are going to have to introduce yourself and your mind will go completely blank when you try to recall an interesting fact about yourself. Everyone else will do the same and you will think you are the most boring group of people in existence.
- You will remember the magic powers of Haribo (pic n mix also works well as do Jelly Babies) from ETM and will have come prepared this time.
- Remember coffee? Yep still vital.
- You probably signed up to do this course because you thought you were OK at the class right? Wrong – the technique session will convince you otherwise.
- You will second guess any answer you go to give to any question – What is a layer 1 coaching cue for a squat? What would you say in a class introduction for Body Combat? What is your name? No idea mate.
- You will feel like you are about to fall asleep around about 3 pm both days – hello Haribos.
- You want to be perfect. You will panic because you aren’t – you will probably not pass because you definitely don’t move like Lisa O or Rachel. You do not need to panic about this. I mean you don’t move like them but you don’t need to.
- There is an exam on Les Mills on day 2 (kind of)!
- You are going to have to get used to group selfies. Because these are part of instructor life and if you don’t have a selfie at the end of a course they don’t update your result on the portal so
DVD Submission (Les Mills)
- Passing the IMT will definitely be the hardest part right? Erm sorry mate but no.
- Nobody likes filming for certification – but there’s no way round it, not even bribery, I’ve tried!
- You will practice and script this release to the point you will be able to teach it off the cuff for the rest of your natural life- and probably for several years after you die.
- Then as soon as the camera is on you will mess up the first rep of the warm up. Even though you can teach this in your sleep.
- You will film on average 276 times before you are happy with it to submit for your first programme. This number reduces dramatically as the number of programmes you teach grows.
- Someone will walk in half way through the warm up. They will probably position themselves in front of the camera.
- It is the law to wear full on Reebok for these filmings. If you wear Combat gear for a Pump DVD or vice versa you will be put on a special watch list and may not pass.
- The camera will probably stop recording half way through the class- this will be the class that is perfect and you would have definitely submitted on.
- It may take you several weeks to get a filming you are happy with. It will then take you six months to upload it onto the portal.
- During this time you will come across Jon from the office. We like Jon.
- When you pass if you don’t post your certificate on Facebook with an Oscar Style thank you speech they withdraw certification (perhaps).
*Please note some of this “may”be a bit tounge in cheek
15 things they should tell you on your first Group Ex training course:
15 things they should tell you on your first Group Ex training course:
- Someone will always think the music is too loud. The person next to them will probably think it’s too quiet.
- Regulars will have their spot – everyone who does classes has a spot – and if they change spot one day it will probably throw you off kilter so much so you forget how to teach.
- Your hair washing standards will drop dramatically. Before teaching “I wash my hair every time I exercise.” Now, “I washed my hair 15 classes ago and it is now held together by dry shampoo – and I’ll still get another 2 classes out of it yet .”
- You will never have an empty washing basket. Ever again. Never. It’s not possible
- Every song you ever hear from here on in, you will either have choreography in your head you want to do to it, or you will try to fit your own choreography to it.
- The air conditioning will nearly always be broken- get used to it.
- If the air con is working the mic will probably not work.
- If the mic is working you probably won’t have enough weight plates… or clips… or steps.
- Gyms don’t like it if your classes are under subscribed. But they also get annoyed if you let too many people in!
- You will now need to carry every size battery and type of aux lead known to man with you at all times and will be that weird person that when someone say I don’t suppose anyone has a AAA battery you can produce 20 from the bottom of your handbag – even though your actually in the pub at the time.
- Music systems are confusing.
- You will never again be able to provide directions as left and right become meaningless due to the fact you’re not quite sure if you are referring to instructor left of real life left anymore in any given situation.
- The person who teaches the class before you can make or break your spirit – don’t be the person who runs over by 20 minutes every week and leaves a pool of sweat on the instructor spot for the next instructor to find… or the one that adjusts every knob on the stereo and hides the mic!
- You will end up being in 100 different local cover groups and everytime someone posts you will see the same request 89 times across these various groups.
- And you probably won’t be able to cover – mainly because the person has forgotten to mention where the cover is need… or at what time.
Body Pump Aim 1 Take Out: the content is more interesting than the title I promise
This weekend I re-did my Body Pump Aim 1.
If you aren’t a Les Mills instructor – Aim 1 is effectively a one day upskill where we look to improve our own technique and our coaching. We also teach a track twice during the day and get feedback.
Normally one of the UK trainer team takes the course and there are around 5-15 people in attendance. This one was a bit different because the Creative Director for the programme, Kylie Gates, had travelled over from New Zealand to lead the day along with several UK trainers and there was over 100 people in attendance who has travelled to Woking (Surrey apparently!) from all over the country.
There are so many things from the day I could write about so I may revisit the day in more depth again in future blogs when I’ve had more time to process the information, but I wanted to touch briefly on a few of the things I took from the day.
Body Pumper or not these things apply to everyday life.
Own your Strengths
We tend to be very quick to look to our faults. When we review our performance in most things in life we look to what we could have done better or where we need improvement. That self awareness is great for self improvement but we also need to look at what we do well, the skills where we own it, our strengths; because when we work towards these strengths we can get the best results possible.
This isn’t being vain and thinking we are better than others or have no faults, just being aware of what we do contribute and do well. I have recently been working with someone who’s strength are very different to mine – I would say we are both aware of each others strengths and we work accordingly – as a result we get more done and we get it done well.

Know you purpose
Why do you do whatever you do? What do you want to get out of it? What do you contribute to the world?
When you know this it can shape how you approach your work and your interactions with people. Until recently I didn’t really know – I kind of just bobbed along. Now I have a clear vision of what I would like to do ultimately and why I want to do it.
Placing that at the centre of how you interact with others can both enhance your relationships, create meaningful connections with people and make it easier to start working towards your goals.
Be present
We generally aren’t great at hearing. There is a difference between listening to someone and hearing what they are saying, making an effort to understand what they are saying and where they are coming from.
One of my pet hates is when someone asks you a question then ignores the answer. Either interact with my response or don’t ask to start with – because asking me a question but not listening to the answer makes me feel irrelevant to you. Whether it is a personal or professional relationship, nobody likes to feel irrelevant.
Yet we all do it to varying degrees – we are busy and feel like we don’t have time to focus on the person we are talking to. When you say it like that it actually sounds as crap as it can make people feel!
We did an exercise where we had to listen to our partner speak for 60 seconds without responding or interjecting – do you know how hard that is!?
I’m taking away from the day that I need to get better at this – if I’m talking to someone they are to be my focus and I need to be present in that conversation rather than mentally multitasking. One thing I noted from talking to Kylie was that when she spoke to you it felt like she was focused on that conversation – like it was important- and that makes you feel more positive. I want people to feel more positive from talking to me.
When you have passion for what you do it’s easy to find your ‘people’
This is possibly the cheesiest thing I’ve ever written (I’ve almost made myself throw up a little) but it’s actually very true.

When the tickets for this event were put on sale I wanted to go but was aware that the distance from Manchester meant it would be expensive. A friend of a friend who also teaches Pump was in the same position – we had come across each other in Facebook groups but never met – so we decided to share a hotel room to reduce the costs.
Some people thought the idea of sharing a room with, effectively, a stranger was weird, and I think we would both admit that we were a little nervous beforehand. In the end it didn’t feel strange at all. We slipped easily into conversation and it felt like we had known each other for ages.
It shows that when you share the same interests and goals with people, it’s easier to feel comfortable with them and like you belong.

